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Why Canned Foods May Be Ideal for “Late Preppers” Who Aren’t Too Picky

I am definitely not a fan of canned foods, but if it comes down to eating some SpaghettiOs or starving, my can opener will be cranking.

by JD Rucker
September 19, 2023
in Opinions, Original
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Ask any experienced prepper if they like industrial canned foods (as compared to foods we can ourselves) and you’ll get three different answers. Some swear by them. Others hate them. Most are somewhere in between. I’m a big fan of them for a very particular type of prepper, the “Late Prepper” who isn’t too picky.

My wife cannot stand canned foods. The only thing she’ll occasionally eat is chicken noodle soup, and then usually only to draw on a memory from her childhood. But if the crap hits the fan and we’re forced into a bug-in situation for an extended period of time, she’ll be diving into the Vienna sausages like the rest of us.

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Let’s look at the positives and negatives of industrial canned foods for prepping, followed by my reason for recommending them.

Negatives

Let’s start with the downsides so those who are considering canned foods as a primary method of filling their prepper pantry can know before they get too packed. These are general attributes, but obviously canned asparagus is going to be very different from canned spaghetti.

  • Too heavy for bugging out: If you need to fill a bugout bag or your trunk, canned foods tend to weigh more than just about any other option. Most are packed with liquids, making them dense. Freeze dried food of the same volume will weigh far less, which is fantastic unless you’re low on water.
  • Either flavorless or too salty: Most of the soups, pastas, meats, and even some of the vegetables that are canned are loaded with salt. Most canned fruits are loaded with added sugar. Those that are not too salty or sweet taste like pale clones of their original form. I’ve had two canned foods in my life that were not too salty but still had flavor, and both were expensive Wolfgang Puck brand soups.
  • Usually ultra-processed and therefore horrible for you: If you’re not already familiar with the dangers of eating ultra-processed foods, now’s the time to do so. They’re awful for you.
  • Mediocre at best for nutrition: Read the labels of every canned food you’re considering buying. In fact, you should read the label of every food you’re considering, period. It’s a best practice to have a prepper nutrition plan for if you’re stuck bugging in for a long time, which may include supplements or other options. But if all you’re eating is canned foods, at some point you may face malnutrition challenges.
  • Unpredictable shelf-life: Most canned foods have a two year “best by” date. Experts say you can eat most canned foods three to five years after they’re sealed. Planning for a very long bugging in scenario can be hard with canned foods. As a best practice, always examine a can that is old, then examine the food itself before consuming it.

Positives

If you are still reading and didn’t get turned off by all the negatives of industrial canned foods, then you’re still considering it. That’s good. Here are the reasons to do so…

  • Relatively inexpensive: On a per-meal basis, canned foods are relatively inexpensive. They’re not as cheap as beans and rice, but since they can be bought in small or large batches it makes stocking up over time less stressful on the pocketbook. A can of Campbell’s soup at Walmart is around a buck-fifty right now. That’s not the best bang for the buck but it’s far from the worst. You can get 5-20 cans of soup for the same price as a single Meal-Ready-To-Eat (MRE).
  • Wide variety: The biggest complaint that people don’t realize they’ll have until it’s too late is variety during the apocalypse. I heard last year how Joe Rogan had stocked up on tons of beans and rice. For some, eating the same thing every day for months or years seems acceptable… until they’re actually stuck doing it. I am a huge fan of beans and rice as they form a complete protein when eaten together and they’re still (currently) very inexpensive, but I would strongly recommend adding variety to the mix. This is where canned foods come in.
  • Lots of calories: What many consider a negative in modern society will actually be a benefit should society collapse. Calories are extremely important in any long-term emergency situation and canned foods generally have lots of them.
  • Easy to use and rotate today: As much as I hate eating anything unhealthy, I hate waste as well. As I mentioned, my wife won’t eat canned foods which means most of them are taken down to the local soup kitchen when they’re approaching their “best by” date, then replenished in the pantry.

The Biggest Reason I Recommend Canned Foods

The reason I’m so stocked up that my family could eat nothing but canned foods for a year if necessary is because I love the fact that they require nothing but a can opener. The food is already cooked. You don’t generally need to add  water or anything else. In a pinch, you can go from starving to eating in a matter of seconds, which isn’t true for rice, beans, freeze dried, or frozen foods.

And if things get REALLY bad to the point that there are no utilities and no easy access to water, many cans have water in them to store the food. As unappetizing as it may sound to survive on nasty canned green bean water for a little while, it’s better than dehydration.

Some will rightly argue that most canned foods have so much salt that it counteracts the benefits of the liquid. They’ll be mostly right in this regard. This is why we check labels. Don’t just fill up you can area with Vienna sausages and soups. Make sure you have some fruits and vegetables in there as well.

To be extremely clear, I’m not recommending canned foods as the ideal. The ideal would be to grow your own food, then can or freeze dry the surplus. Those who are already in a proper preparedness system may not have any industrial canned foods at all in their pantry, and that’s fantastic! But for most of us, it’s just more practical to keep a bunch of cans ready to go since we don’t have a big garden and chicken coop in our back yards.

I’m sure there will be comments saying I’m crazy for embracing industrial canned foods. If I had been properly preparing for years or if I had tons of money to build a better system, I would. But since I’m a “Late Prepper” like so many others, my extensive research tells me it’s practical to have canned foods as part of my preparedness plan.

And no, neither Campbell’s nor Chef Boyardee are sponsors.

What do you think? Sound off on the Late Prepper Substack.

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Two Storms, One Harvest

Empty Shelves

Every food crisis in living memory has been a one-shock event. The 2008 price spike was a commodity bubble. The 2020 shortages were a logistics failure. The 2022 grain scare was a war on one exporter’s ports. Each time, the system bent, adjusted, and recovered, and each time the experts assured us afterward that global markets are simply too big and too diversified to fail.

What nobody in Washington seems eager to discuss is that 2026 is shaping up to be something the modern food system has never actually faced. Two independent shocks, one climatic and one geopolitical, are converging on the same harvest cycle at the same time. Not sequentially. Simultaneously.

Start with the weather. The Pacific Ocean is currently building toward what forecasters now openly call a record event. NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center puts the odds of at least a strong El Niño near 88 percent, with roughly two in three odds it reaches “very strong” status, the tier reserved for perhaps three or four events in the entire satellite era. Every major global model now projects a median peak in Super El Niño territory, and most of them project it exceeding the 2015-16 event, which until now held the modern record. Sea surface anomalies were already brushing the super threshold in mid-July, months before these events normally peak. The atmosphere has already shifted into El Niño mode, and the event is forecast to crest in late fall and early winter.

This is not about “climate change.” It’s about the standard cycles of weather, and the cycle we’re currently in is one that has likely devastated societies in the past. We’re better prepared as a society today, but not all Americans are equally prepared.

Serious households have started doing the quiet math on their own. Grocery bills tell part of the story, and the forecast maps tell the rest, which is why long-term food storage has moved from fringe hobby to mainstream line item in the family budget, with established suppliers like Heaven’s Harvest seeing demand from people who five years ago would have rolled their eyes at the idea. That instinct is not paranoia. It is pattern recognition, and the pattern is worth walking through carefully.

Editor’s Note: Heaven’s Harvest IS a sponsor, but the warnings of this article are real and would be written even if we didn’t have a survival food sponsor. With that said, those who take advantage of what they offer can use promo code “Patriot” for 15% off.

The Fertilizer Clock Is Already Running

While the Pacific warms, the second shock has been unfolding in the Strait of Hormuz. The conflict with Iran turned the world’s most important energy chokepoint into a contested waterway, and the consequences reach far beyond the gas pump. Roughly a third of global fertilizer trade moves through Hormuz, and the disruption sent urea prices up 86 percent year over year by March, with a 53 percent jump in a single month.

The World Bank projects energy prices rising about 24 percent in 2026 and fertilizer about 31 percent. By its own accounting, fertilizer prices ran 35 percent higher in the first five months of this year than the same period last year.

Here is the mechanism the nightly news will not explain. Fertilizer is not a grocery item. It is a time-delayed input. The nitrogen a farmer in Iowa or Punjab could not afford to apply this spring does not show up as a problem this spring. It shows up as a thinner harvest six to twelve months later.

The World Bank’s own food security brief concedes that the effects of reduced applications earlier this season “are likely to become visible only later in harvest outcomes.” Translate that from institutional language into plain English and it means this. The damage is already done, it is already in the ground, and we are simply waiting for it to arrive on the shelf.

Now check the calendar. Six to twelve months from the spring planting season lands us squarely in late 2026 and early 2027. Which is precisely when the strongest El Niño in the instrumental record is forecast to peak, bringing its signature droughts to Southeast Asia, Australia, southern Africa, northern Brazil, and South Asia, the very regions that grow the world’s rice, sugar, and oilseeds.

The World Bank warns openly that a strong El Niño “could disrupt multiple crop belts simultaneously” on top of the conflict-driven input costs. Their baseline projection assumes the Middle East disruptions ease by autumn. What in the last two years of Middle East history suggests that assumption is safe?

The System Has No Slack Left

The comfortable answer is that global markets always adjust. But adjustment requires slack, and the slack is gone. Global cereal production is expected to decline from last year’s records even before El Niño does its work. The UN World Food Programme, hardly a den of right-wing preppers, is calling this the most significant disruption to its supply chains since Covid and the invasion of Ukraine, and its supply chain director put the stakes bluntly.

Today’s supply chain challenges are tomorrow’s hunger crisis.

There is also a political dimension that markets cannot price. When food gets scarce, governments do not behave like economists. They behave like politicians. Export bans, hoarding mandates, and panic buying at the national level turned the modest rice shortfall of 2008 into a global crisis, and analysts are already warning that import-dependent nations are the first dominoes.

The 2015-16 Super El Niño, a far weaker event than what is now forecast, threw tens of millions into food stress across Africa and Asia. This one is projected to be stronger, and it arrives with fertilizer already rationed by price and shipping lanes already contested by missiles.

What Joseph Knew

Scripture does not treat preparation for lean years as faithlessness. It treats it as wisdom delivered in advance to those willing to act on it.

Behold, there come seven years of great plenty throughout all the land of Egypt: And there shall arise after them seven years of famine; and all the plenty shall be forgotten in the land of Egypt.

Joseph did not respond to that warning with a hashtag or a committee. He stored grain during the years of abundance, and when the famine came, Egypt stood while its neighbors begged. The lesson is not that famine is certain. It is that the time to prepare is precisely when preparation still looks optional.

Nobody who filled a pantry in a year of plenty has ever regretted it, and nobody standing in an empty aisle has ever been glad he waited for certainty.

None of this calls for panic, and panic is the enemy of sound judgment anyway. It calls for the same unglamorous prudence our grandparents considered ordinary. Keep some cash margin, know your local growers, and put real food in deep storage while it is cheap and available, because the entire arc of this story is that cheap and available is a closing window.

Families looking for a straightforward place to start can visit Heaven’s Harvest and use promo code Patriot for 15 percent off long-term storable food. The forecasts may yet soften, the strait may yet reopen, and we should pray they do. But hope is a fine thing to hold and a foolish thing to eat.

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